Sunday, October 25, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
CAP 437
"Great dancers aren't great because of their technique; they are great because of their passion"
My CAP 437, PTS 20.073, S-92 specifications, SES might bore you, but they never fails to amuse me in their every sentences and figures.
Just like my 3 brothers' passion in medicine. One more coming soon.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tia Maria
Live band, live band, and live band. It's everywhere in Kota Kinabalu. This is taken at BB Cafe Kota Kinabalu.
Oh, I got jealous when an Indian-Sabahan couple starts kissing at a few tables from us.
But, I ain't high on Tia Maria on the next working day~
p/s : This is post #4 to bait you all to come over to Kota Kinabalu.
Oh, I got jealous when an Indian-Sabahan couple starts kissing at a few tables from us.
But, I ain't high on Tia Maria on the next working day~
p/s : This is post #4 to bait you all to come over to Kota Kinabalu.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Of over-shot, open house, Wendy, Martin and Tamparuli
Waking up at 10.00 AM, forgetting a meeting at XXX is not my fault. It is "Saturday's fault"!
So I decide that I must get out from the border of Kota Kinabalu city today. Where to? Wendy & Ezra's open house at Tuaran, 45 minutes away from my rented unit in Kepayan.
So I decide that I must get out from the border of Kota Kinabalu city today. Where to? Wendy & Ezra's open house at Tuaran, 45 minutes away from my rented unit in Kepayan.
Don't worry, wz. That is not Natasya's baby. She is not able to make one in 4 months timesince her posting here.
Tamparuli country side with many cows grazing
And to prove that I am in Sabah at the moment, I post a picture of me and the Ranau's lengui of Unduk Ngadau.. (Wendy yang suka gaduh dengan Martin)
Upcoming plan next weekend : Poring Hot Springs
p/s : This is post #3 to bait you all to come over to Kota Kinabalu.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
i'm going to bed
Hours of non-stop live band. All up-to-date songs. Hot chicks everywhere. Just that it's without a bed. I wonder what happen next if there are beds.
I'm really going to bed now after a few drinks.
p/s : Post #2 to bait you all to come to Kota Kinabalu.
I'm really going to bed now after a few drinks.
p/s : Post #2 to bait you all to come to Kota Kinabalu.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
COWS
ECONOMICS 101 : Models Explained
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
MALAYSIAN BUMIPUTRAISM: You have two cows, the State takes one and gives it to your bumiputra neighbour. From the milk you sell from the remaining cow you buy a bull and mulitply your herd. The State take 30 per cent of your herd as it grows and give them to your bumiputra neigbour. Your bumiputra neighbour has a kenduri each time they
receive a cow.
UMNOPUTRAISM : The State takes 30 per cent of your herd and parks them in Switzerland in the name of some UMNO official or close relatives, friends and sons-in-law.
MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT LINKED OR BUMIPUTRA CORPORATION : You have two cows. You employ mainly bumiputras to milk them. But both cows have been sent to the kenduri, so the State gives you more cows and write off the losses of the first two. After several kenduris later, you invite an American or German Corporation to turnaround the losses. The Japanese have however already taken their two original cows back home to Japan .
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because you're sobering up and open another bottle of
vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.
Got this piece of junk here.
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
MALAYSIAN BUMIPUTRAISM: You have two cows, the State takes one and gives it to your bumiputra neighbour. From the milk you sell from the remaining cow you buy a bull and mulitply your herd. The State take 30 per cent of your herd as it grows and give them to your bumiputra neigbour. Your bumiputra neighbour has a kenduri each time they
receive a cow.
UMNOPUTRAISM : The State takes 30 per cent of your herd and parks them in Switzerland in the name of some UMNO official or close relatives, friends and sons-in-law.
MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT LINKED OR BUMIPUTRA CORPORATION : You have two cows. You employ mainly bumiputras to milk them. But both cows have been sent to the kenduri, so the State gives you more cows and write off the losses of the first two. After several kenduris later, you invite an American or German Corporation to turnaround the losses. The Japanese have however already taken their two original cows back home to Japan .
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because you're sobering up and open another bottle of
vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.
***
Got this piece of junk here.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Red Beans
Hong Dou
I haven't yet experienced
The feeling of a wintry snowfall
We will tremble together
And better understand what gentleness is
I haven't yet held hands with you
To walk across this untamed desert
Perhaps from now on
We will learn to treasure eternal love
* Sometimes sometimes
I believe that everything has an end
In meeting and parting there are times
Where neither will last forever
But I sometimes
Would rather choose to love and not let go
Until we've seen all there is to see
Perhaps you'll spend eternity with me
I haven't turned the red beans
Into persistent scars
To be shared by us both
So we can better understand the pain of unrequited love
I haven't yet experienced
The warmth of a waking kiss
Perhaps around me
You have begun to pursue a lonely freedom
Friday, September 11, 2009
Fire
Recently I had been busy with work. Ya ya, I know I FFKed so many people and turned down so many gatherings. I feel so sorry for it and I will make up in Kota Kinabalu. Drop me a message if you come!
Who cares whether it's first oil or not, now we have first fire in Samarang on 09-09-09.
Bye Samarang, for this week. Next week I'll come again by boat!
Who cares whether it's first oil or not, now we have first fire in Samarang on 09-09-09.Bye Samarang, for this week. Next week I'll come again by boat!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
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Sunday, August 23, 2009
Post-Convocation
This post is dedicated to our Taiko Mafia Samseng Lima Bintang Muar Shen Da Great.
Our Dear Taiko Shen
Our great taiko will start his job in KL soon, which means he will reside in KL and will have his dream KL life.
Working here, in KL's Golden Triangle ----->
Staying in condominium in Wangsa Maju ---->
Have a shaded car park for himself and only himself ---->
For his car equipped with GPS so that he won't get lost around KL ---->
And I hope he will get a girlfriend to complete his "ideal KL lifestyle".
Who could be the lucky girl?
Our Dear Taiko ShenWorking here, in KL's Golden Triangle ----->
Staying in condominium in Wangsa Maju ---->
Have a shaded car park for himself and only himself ---->
For his car equipped with GPS so that he won't get lost around KL ---->
And I hope he will get a girlfriend to complete his "ideal KL lifestyle".
Who could be the lucky girl?
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Quick Updates
Er....
Can I have one of them to bring me to platforms?
The larger one please..
p/s : These photos are intended to "bait" you all to come over to Kota Kinabalu.
Can I have one of them to bring me to platforms?
The larger one please..
p/s : These photos are intended to "bait" you all to come over to Kota Kinabalu.***
Yes, I am bored here.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Why I Must Always Choose Counters Manned by Female
Bloody KTM ticketing officer!
Yes, Malaysia boleh. Semua boleh. Everything boleh. Now 1Malaysia. Performance first.
I need Intercity ticket from KL Sentral to Sungkai. So I go to the ticketing counter and ask whether it is still avalable. An ugly looking m*therf*cker is manning the counter. Okay, I forgive him for being so ugly and being an eyesore.
Yes, Malaysia boleh. Semua boleh. Everything boleh. Now 1Malaysia. Performance first.
I need Intercity ticket from KL Sentral to Sungkai. So I go to the ticketing counter and ask whether it is still avalable. An ugly looking m*therf*cker is manning the counter. Okay, I forgive him for being so ugly and being an eyesore.
***
"Sir, good evening. Malam ni, ada tak lagi tiket Antarabandar ke Sungkai?" I asked. After a few click on the mouse and a few taps on the keyboard, "Sudah habis, encik."
SOS call to my brother at Seremban, asking for help. He asked me to take Shuttle instead of Intercity. Okay, I said. I walk back to the counter, and an average looking Malay girl is at the same counter.
"Hi, cik. Ada tak lagi tiket Shuttle or Antarabandar ke Sungkai ke, Ipoh ke, Tapah Road ke..? Saya nak balik Bidor." To my surprise, "Sungkai pukul 8.00 malam? Ada lagi. Ekonomi ataupun second-class?"
"Kak, second class la. RM13.00 kan? Thanks for the effort untuk cari tiket saya ni."
I proceed to the purchase counter, and to my suprise again, the same ugly m*therf*cker is attending to me.
It is spontaneous that my facial expression turn to the "fiercest, displeasure, angry, fuck-face, nak-kena-jolok-kah, anak-haram-ko" and gave him a stare of his life.
And I asked "Sir, what's your name?"
He gave me RM37.00 of change, although I handed only two pieces of red notes to him just 2 minutes ago. My ticket cost only RM13.00
Thank you, m*therf*cker. It's saddening that I couldn't recall your name.
***
You are forgiven.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Weekend in KK
Yesterday.
Well, I had very good appetite for dinner last night with 5 beautiful girls surrounding me. Haha Ieja thanks for the treat!
Today.
Jalan-jalan at City Mall.
This is Pesta Perkahwinan Kota Kinabalu held in City Mall. They are doing showcase of A-Z marriage packages. I think it's all-in, including the venue of the banquet, photos and bla-10x.
The best part is that a middle-aged lady is looking at the bride, literally without blinking her eyes. I guess she's remisniscing her olden days, imagining herself in that pretty dress.
Martin complained that the models are too skinny, while I think they are just fine. The girls (READ : the model bride) kinda turn me on!
Well, I had very good appetite for dinner last night with 5 beautiful girls surrounding me. Haha Ieja thanks for the treat!
Today.
Jalan-jalan at City Mall.
This is Pesta Perkahwinan Kota Kinabalu held in City Mall. They are doing showcase of A-Z marriage packages. I think it's all-in, including the venue of the banquet, photos and bla-10x.
The best part is that a middle-aged lady is looking at the bride, literally without blinking her eyes. I guess she's remisniscing her olden days, imagining herself in that pretty dress.Martin complained that the models are too skinny, while I think they are just fine. The girls (READ : the model bride) kinda turn me on!
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Desktop
Classic desktop can be boring at times.
Martin is at Labuan, Natasya at Kinabalu LQ and I'm all alone at home. This is what I do to kill some time alone during the weekend.
My new desktop!
Martin is at Labuan, Natasya at Kinabalu LQ and I'm all alone at home. This is what I do to kill some time alone during the weekend.
My new desktop!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Car Shipping
My new baby will reach Kota Kinabalu in 1 week time! Yayyy~
It's a Waja 1.6M, year 2005 with 65000 km of mileage. Standard specs with no modification. CD player included with two additional tweeters mounted on top left and right hand side.
I consider this my convocation present, which I need to pay for. My dad bought this car weeks ago for me, and I will service the loan to him!
To those that is being posted to East Malaysia, contact me if you need to ship your car over. I'll give you the shipper's details. No worries, coz I am not taking profit for myself. It's just that I don't feel appropriate for me to publicize the shipper's details here.
For a start..
RM2000 exact, to ship a car from Port Klang to Kota Kinabalu. You (1) drive the car to Port Klang, (2) bring the car registration card and (3) a photocopy of car owner's identification card (I/C). (4) Somebody will call you when the car reaches the destination port. They will enquire you for verification before handing the car keys to you. (5) Only 3 days is required to ship the car from Port Klang to Kota Kinabalu, plus additional 1 day for customs clearance and administration nitty gritty.
p/s : I'll be away to KL on the day the car reaches KK. Who's taking it for me??????
It's a Waja 1.6M, year 2005 with 65000 km of mileage. Standard specs with no modification. CD player included with two additional tweeters mounted on top left and right hand side.
I consider this my convocation present, which I need to pay for. My dad bought this car weeks ago for me, and I will service the loan to him!
To those that is being posted to East Malaysia, contact me if you need to ship your car over. I'll give you the shipper's details. No worries, coz I am not taking profit for myself. It's just that I don't feel appropriate for me to publicize the shipper's details here.
For a start..
RM2000 exact, to ship a car from Port Klang to Kota Kinabalu. You (1) drive the car to Port Klang, (2) bring the car registration card and (3) a photocopy of car owner's identification card (I/C). (4) Somebody will call you when the car reaches the destination port. They will enquire you for verification before handing the car keys to you. (5) Only 3 days is required to ship the car from Port Klang to Kota Kinabalu, plus additional 1 day for customs clearance and administration nitty gritty.
p/s : I'll be away to KL on the day the car reaches KK. Who's taking it for me??????
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