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Najib Razak

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Many who like Anwar Ibrahim like him

And the new BearBeary video!

Cheating The Breathalyzer

Can we really cheat the breathalyzer?

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*The honey in the video speaks Cantonese.

Mt Kinabalu

Carried 12-14 kg of load on my back, taking 12 hours to reach Gunting Lagadan and severe altitude sickness to endure along 8.5 km route to the peak.

I made it to the top.

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I had 7 tablets of Actifast while ascending, and 2 before descending.

It's 7.4 degrees Celcius on the peak at 0830 hrs. It could be 4 if not because of the sun. A skinny Caucasian took off his shirt and said "Ohh, it's warm!"

My heart screamed, "You bloody motherf*cker.."

Slapped the green board to mark my reach at 4095.2 m. And yeah, 8 is now my magic number again.

From KL to KK

His Excellency Muar Taiko, Shawn Ong Wei Shen is now at Kota Kinabalu, sipping Carlsberg in Waterfront, bed.

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I am proud to host His Excellency in my house for an undetermined period of time.

He had 2 cups and was steady all along. He enjoyed his first time watching live band.

Paintball

Last man standing in Kinarut.

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A head-shot and 4 other close-range shot leaving blood oozing out.

Samarang team, damn you~~ I'll have my revenge next time! hahahahaha

p/s : Life's kinda good when I stop flying.

Meriah Krismas (Merry Christmas)

Ho ho ho~ There's no snow and fireplace. But the spirit of togetherness bring warmth.

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Who say Christmas in Peninsula is more happening?

Happy Birthday

I have two birthday celebrations this year.

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One on 18th June, and another exactly 6 months later.

Owing to a bunch of bored friends at Shenanigan's. But thanks weh.. Really don't know you guys are so fun to be with.

*been having my eyes on the chick on my RHS*

Creativity

At first glance, I thought it is an oil rig.

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It used to be one. Now it has become a 23-room resort for diver. Located offshore Tawau, nearby Sipadan.

I was wondering whether it is susceptible to WID.

Haha!

Guests

Six days at Kota Kinabalu.

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Libau nick-named Kota Kinabalu as "kota keriangan". Roshan has previewed Kota Kinabalu weeks before their trip here. Hanum is getting to know every UTPian that I know. And the web is expanding. Roshan booked Libau's flight ticket on the same day he is due to land here. All has became "kota kesedihan" when Libau was turned away from T2 without realizing the wrong itenary at eleventh hour.

Roshan left yesterday night. Libau left hours ago with a new itenary.

Somebody called me workaholic just now. No, I'm not! It's the passion.

Sunset at Kundasang.

Perfectionist ; Part III

This is my argument on why we must be perfectionist.

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A picture speaks a thousand words.

But it's fine, as long as rainwater doesn't seep through the gaps.

Perfectionist ; Part II

I observed my own self today.

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I disapprove a project because the unity check of one single structural member is above the stipulated limit. I do not think I am over-reacting to the situation.

But I am not disapproving it and shelving it.

I am trying to settle for less than perfection. I 've found out that it is just a small detail of the bigger picture.

I will approve it on Monday.

Another stressful day passed.

Consider me being in an unlucky seat or blessing in disguise, I am soldiering on.

p/s : haha I ain't emo. Just reflection.

p/p/s : No "cucuk lampu" this weekend. Quote for the day is " Oh saya ingat di Sabah hanya ada sumandak aja..ndak saya terfikir ada penyu"

Forgetting The World

Forget about stressful job, forget about the long flying hours, forget about dangers of night-drive without proper rest beforehand.

And we zoomed up to Genting Highlands from Bidor, minutes before half-past eleven. Thick fog and we barely see the signboards leading to the parking. But my initial step into First World Plaza invoke a lot of memories.


Who cares if we collectively lost RM3000? (BTW I lost RM200 only) We laughed our way into the casino, and we laughed our way out.

We left at around 6.00 AM. Had an hour nap at Batang Kali Shell station and a good breakfast at Sungkai. Combo with 2 hours of laughter again during breakfast.

The moments shared are priceless, as if we have forgotten the world this morning.

Ranau Roadtrip

When the stresses at work push me to limit, this is what I do..

#1 : Trying to jump off the cliff overlooking Mt Kinabalu

#2 : Attempting 10m freeboard at Kundasang War Memorial

#3 : Tried looking for toilet in vain, but I am finally relieved.


#4 : Harrassing the green kelah at Luanti

#5 : Calculate how long it takes those guys to run to the peak of Mt Kinabalu

#6 : Attempting to repair PL118 at Poring hotsprings


# Finally, washing away the recent bad elements surrounding me into the pool! "choy, choy!"


MEnd pulled out at last. Seems like Poring is proven a good place to wash away bad elements!

p/s : This is post #5 to bait you all to come over to Sabah.

Tia Maria

Live band, live band, and live band. It's everywhere in Kota Kinabalu. This is taken at BB Cafe Kota Kinabalu.

Oh, I got jealous when an Indian-Sabahan couple starts kissing at a few tables from us.


But, I ain't high on Tia Maria on the next working day~

p/s : This is post #4 to bait you all to come over to Kota Kinabalu.

Of over-shot, open house, Wendy, Martin and Tamparuli

Waking up at 10.00 AM, forgetting a meeting at XXX is not my fault. It is "Saturday's fault"!

So I decide that I must get out from the border of Kota Kinabalu city today. Where to? Wendy & Ezra's open house at Tuaran, 45 minutes away from my rented unit in Kepayan.

Don't worry, wz. That is not Natasya's baby. She is not able to make one in 4 months time

since her posting here.

Tamparuli country side with many cows grazing

This is the new Tamparuli bridge, built after the previous one been washed away by strong current.

And to prove that I am in Sabah at the moment, I post a picture of me
and the Ranau's lengui of Unduk Ngadau.. (Wendy yang suka gaduh dengan Martin)

Upcoming plan next weekend : Poring Hot Springs

p/s : This is post #3 to bait you all to come over to Kota Kinabalu.

i'm going to bed

Hours of non-stop live band. All up-to-date songs. Hot chicks everywhere. Just that it's without a bed. I wonder what happen next if there are beds.

I'm really going to bed now after a few drinks.

p/s : Post #2 to bait you all to come to Kota Kinabalu.

COWS

ECONOMICS 101 : Models Explained


SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

MALAYSIAN BUMIPUTRAISM: You have two cows, the State takes one and gives it to your bumiputra neighbour. From the milk you sell from the remaining cow you buy a bull and mulitply your herd. The State take 30 per cent of your herd as it grows and give them to your bumiputra neigbour. Your bumiputra neighbour has a kenduri each time they
receive a cow.

UMNOPUTRAISM : The State takes 30 per cent of your herd and parks them in Switzerland in the name of some UMNO official or close relatives, friends and sons-in-law.

MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT LINKED OR BUMIPUTRA CORPORATION : You have two cows. You employ mainly bumiputras to milk them. But both cows have been sent to the kenduri, so the State gives you more cows and write off the losses of the first two. After several kenduris later, you invite an American or German Corporation to turnaround the losses. The Japanese have however already taken their two original cows back home to Japan .

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because you're sobering up and open another bottle of
vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.

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Got this piece of junk here.

Fire

Recently I had been busy with work. Ya ya, I know I FFKed so many people and turned down so many gatherings. I feel so sorry for it and I will make up in Kota Kinabalu. Drop me a message if you come!

Who cares whether it's first oil or not, now we have first fire in Samarang on 09-09-09.

Bye Samarang, for this week. Next week I'll come again by boat!

Uncensored

keefoo:

haha

halo org klllllllllllllllllllllll~

shen.sephiroth:

hahaha

ss kaming

keefoo:

wahhhhhhhhh org kl siot

shen.sephiroth:

dono wat he;s doin in bangsar

kk kl sama jek

hhahahaha

keefoo:

haha mana

kl lagi best

kl is the heaven

shen.sephiroth:

aku dok kl je

ade org siap travel pegi kuantan

ciken

keefoo:

kerteh xde life, mmg gi kuantan la

shen.sephiroth:

ahung n dee bday same day

keefoo:

knot ka

u marah k

shen.sephiroth:

hahahaaha

keefoo:

jgn la..org kl kene sporting

shen.sephiroth:

fak

joel ajak me clubbing byj klcc

got this place ke

keefoo:

go la..org kl kene go clubbing

if not, x kl la

haha

shen.sephiroth:

aku xpandai minum

rugi la pegi clubbing

hhahah

keefoo:

minum fresh oren je

org kl suke fresh oren

shen.sephiroth:

cipet

dono beh can get the job nt

min 34times travel overseas a yr

keefoo:

boleh je..boleh keje kat kl. u kan KL

shen.sephiroth:

the manager kata beh no working exp

keefoo:

susah la if new guys fill senior position

shen.sephiroth:

beh is the only fresh grad masa interbiu

but he said beh got tech knowledge

keefoo:

bagus gak

shen.sephiroth:

senang nk tiru technology org

keefoo:

hahah betol2

shen.sephiroth:

dpt la kot

keefoo:

but beh bkn org kl..u orang kl

shen.sephiroth:

hahahaha

nex time i bring u go zouk la

hahahah!

keefoo:

yes taiko

i x penah gi zouk. oni orang kl will go

shen.sephiroth:

damnit

keefoo:

how's KL? udara segar?

shen.sephiroth:

bole kot

19th floor stil got housefly

cekap tul fly itu

keefoo:

mesti la boleh..orang KL suka udara KL

lalat KL terbang tinggi ma

shen.sephiroth:

hahahaaa

kurang ajar gila

keefoo:

cari orang KL je

shen.sephiroth:

must pm natasya to lecture u

keefoo:

ya lor..natasya org cheras. bukan KL

u orang KL

shen.sephiroth:

fuk

cheras oso in kl la..

dekat je pon

keefoo:

cheras is cheras, KL is KL. natasya is natasya la..taiko shen is taiko malaysia

shen.sephiroth:

hhahahaha

keefoo:

utuk complete KL life, u must find a gf

shen.sephiroth:

ada je pempuan lam rumah

keefoo:

wah ini KL betol nih

shen.sephiroth:

damnit

dun care la

betethan kerteh

si tempat ulu

keefoo:

kerteh mana mcm KL

shen.sephiroth:

kerteh sak

keefoo:

KL is heaven ma...pasal tu u duduk KL

shen.sephiroth:

1plate of rice 7 bucks

keefoo:

dun complain la...1 wantonmee here rm8

shen.sephiroth:

dono true nt

the kerbau say one

i mean kerteh

keefoo:

ooooo KL is cheaper ma

shen.sephiroth:

hahahha sial

keefoo:

KL is your place!

shen.sephiroth:

mmg

keefoo:

next week i pegi KL..x jumpa u dlm zouk memang i cut off ur dick

shen.sephiroth:

hahahaha

kene make appointment lu

keefoo:

u sudah KL ma..mesti la pegi zouk

wahhh org KL suke appointment

u memang KL pure la

haha

shen.sephiroth:

kurang ajar betol..

sampah tul org bidor ni

keefoo:

ya ya org KL mmg kurang ajar

haha

ya lo..org KL suka singgah di pun chun restoran kat bidor

shen.sephiroth:

http://yosho.xanga.com/710679645/the-luckiest-man-alive/

keefoo:

wahhh hanya org KL ade xanga

u ada siot

shen.sephiroth:

...

keefoo:

org bidor men fb je