Why I Must Always Choose Counters Manned by Female

Bloody KTM ticketing officer!

Yes, Malaysia boleh. Semua boleh. Everything boleh. Now 1Malaysia. Performance first.

I need Intercity ticket from KL Sentral to Sungkai. So I go to the ticketing counter and ask whether it is still avalable. An ugly looking m*therf*cker is manning the counter. Okay, I forgive him for being so ugly and being an eyesore.

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"Sir, good evening. Malam ni, ada tak lagi tiket Antarabandar ke Sungkai?" I asked. After a few click on the mouse and a few taps on the keyboard, "Sudah habis, encik."

SOS call to my brother at Seremban, asking for help. He asked me to take Shuttle instead of Intercity. Okay, I said. I walk back to the counter, and an average looking Malay girl is at the same counter.

"Hi, cik. Ada tak lagi tiket Shuttle or Antarabandar ke Sungkai ke, Ipoh ke, Tapah Road ke..? Saya nak balik Bidor." To my surprise, "Sungkai pukul 8.00 malam? Ada lagi. Ekonomi ataupun second-class?"

"Kak, second class la. RM13.00 kan? Thanks for the effort untuk cari tiket saya ni."

I proceed to the purchase counter, and to my suprise again, the same ugly m*therf*cker is attending to me.

It is spontaneous that my facial expression turn to the "fiercest, displeasure, angry, fuck-face, nak-kena-jolok-kah, anak-haram-ko" and gave him a stare of his life.

And I asked "Sir, what's your name?"


He gave me RM37.00 of change, although I handed only two pieces of red notes to him just 2 minutes ago. My ticket cost only RM13.00

Thank you, m*therf*cker. It's saddening that I couldn't recall your name.

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You are forgiven.