Men know what they will do in 5 years from now
Boys don’t even know what they will be doing tonight
Men know how to make a woman relax
Boys know how to make a woman laugh
Men make a lot of dough before they turn 30
Boys make some stupid mistakes
Men insist that they believe in women’s lib, but still insist that they pay the bill, carry the suitcase and open the door for you
Boys think they believe in women’s lib, cause they let you pay the bill, carry the suitcase and open the door yourself.
Men read Dostojewski, watch CNN & play golf
Boys read the instructions for their PlayStation, watch the Simpsons and play football with the guys
Men want babies
Boys want babes
Men have the phone number of their doctor, their tailor and their financial advisor, in their address book.
Boys don’t have an address book. They just visit the three most important persons in their life (best buddy, mechanic and bartender) as often as possible.
Men don’t say a word when they are sitting next to a woman in a car
Boys first explain to a woman what makes the world go round and then.. how to park
Men can manage to get you an apartment with an awesome view
Boys help you move
Men wear suits, ties and clean shirts
Boys wear jeans and a shirt with their favorite team logo
Men are experts when it comes to erogenous zones of women
Boys are experts with their own erogenous zones
Men will bring flowers to their mothers
Boys will bring them their dirty laundry
Men order up & down the wine list in an exclusive restaurant
Boys buy a case of beer at the gas station
Men are afraid to turn into their Dad
Boys are afraid to turn into men
Men are looking in their folders for their life insurance papers
Boys are looking for adventures
Men know how much money they have in their accounts
Boys don’t even want to know how much money they owe everybody
Men finish off a relationship by shaking hands, thanking you for the good time and parting with the words “We can stay friends”
Boys just don’t call anymore
Boys don’t even know what they will be doing tonight
Men know how to make a woman relax
Boys know how to make a woman laugh
Men make a lot of dough before they turn 30
Boys make some stupid mistakes
Men insist that they believe in women’s lib, but still insist that they pay the bill, carry the suitcase and open the door for you
Boys think they believe in women’s lib, cause they let you pay the bill, carry the suitcase and open the door yourself.
Men read Dostojewski, watch CNN & play golf
Boys read the instructions for their PlayStation, watch the Simpsons and play football with the guys
Men want babies
Boys want babes
Men have the phone number of their doctor, their tailor and their financial advisor, in their address book.
Boys don’t have an address book. They just visit the three most important persons in their life (best buddy, mechanic and bartender) as often as possible.
Men don’t say a word when they are sitting next to a woman in a car
Boys first explain to a woman what makes the world go round and then.. how to park
Men can manage to get you an apartment with an awesome view
Boys help you move
Men wear suits, ties and clean shirts
Boys wear jeans and a shirt with their favorite team logo
Men are experts when it comes to erogenous zones of women
Boys are experts with their own erogenous zones
Men will bring flowers to their mothers
Boys will bring them their dirty laundry
Men order up & down the wine list in an exclusive restaurant
Boys buy a case of beer at the gas station
Men are afraid to turn into their Dad
Boys are afraid to turn into men
Men are looking in their folders for their life insurance papers
Boys are looking for adventures
Men know how much money they have in their accounts
Boys don’t even want to know how much money they owe everybody
Men finish off a relationship by shaking hands, thanking you for the good time and parting with the words “We can stay friends”
Boys just don’t call anymore
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