Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Glued

Glued to this SACS software since early February. My aim is to become a power user in 1 year time.

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One of the project where I am the discipline engineer.


Went to white water rafting at Padas 1 week ago. This will be additional activity for my visitors here in Kota Kinabalu.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Cheating The Breathalyzer

Can we really cheat the breathalyzer?

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*The honey in the video speaks Cantonese.

TOILET

Gentlemen..do not pull the wrong lever arm!

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Or it will be Halle-freakin'-lujah!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Lin Yu Chun

I was like....

Damn, is he Whitney Houston??
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Click to play.


The judges are totally speechless. So am I.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

WAJA power window

Damage done by a Malaysia car to a Malaysian citizen, RM 276.

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I never knew Waja's power window can be so fragile. I never knew the window pane lifting frame is made of plastic.

It's not that "waja" after all.

Malaysia Boleh!


Oopps that's dangling!


Dangling; up close

2 out of 8 people required in this "mega-project". 1 do-er, 1 helper, while 6 trainees observing.


The final blow : 1 unit of centre locking cable and 1 unit of door lock cable costing RM38 each.

Overall damage in detail :

  1. Power window frame - RM170
  2. Service of power window switch - RM30
  3. Centre locking cable - RM38
  4. Door lock cable - RM38
Total Damage - RM276

p/s : I can get quality spare parts from Semenanjung, half the price offered in Kota Kinabalu. Import/export firm. Anyone cool with it?

Sunday, April 4, 2010

New Battery Pack

I got myself a new battery pack for my Vaio.

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I could not afford the original battery pack which could set me back by RM700.00. Ta daaa~ I bought a compatible battery from Low Yat. Albeit different rating, it still pass the acid-test. The compatible pack lasts 2 hours on maximum LCD brightness. Bravoo~


p/s : This is the month of batteries. My car battery died off 2 weeks ago!

Friday, March 12, 2010

Bloody S*ny Va*o

Hardware virtualization will never be available on Sony Vaios, regardless new or old model. Period.

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This statement from designphilosophy slapped me hard.


Period.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Buaya

Most of my readers think I am a buaya. According to commonly accepted Malay proverb, buaya is crocodile. But literally.

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Buaya is a guy who physically seems faithful to his partner. In the absence of any looking eyes from people known to the buaya, he will unleash the buaya characteristics. Bounce forward and crunch his prey ;- female prey, into his mouth.


Statistics shown that 92% of my reader think I am a buaya. A colleague of mine said I am legend in courting girls at supermarket.

But looking from my current situation, I guess the readers need to pass the buaya crown to other deserving guys.

Oh, nothing. Just out of boredom and stress. I am looking forward for the weekend at Kota Kinabalu.

p/s : 

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Engaged

Oh my elder brother is engaged with his long-time partner on 18th Feb 2010!

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I need to look for one as soon as possible!

I am an engineer,  a workaholic, a smoker, drink occasionally, not a playboy but people call me sweet-talker. Looking for a fair, petite girl from Chinese educated background.

Anyone?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Mt Kinabalu

Carried 12-14 kg of load on my back, taking 12 hours to reach Gunting Lagadan and severe altitude sickness to endure along 8.5 km route to the peak.

I made it to the top.
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I had 7 tablets of Actifast while ascending, and 2 before descending.

It's 7.4 degrees Celcius on the peak at 0830 hrs. It could be 4 if not because of the sun. A skinny Caucasian took off his shirt and said "Ohh, it's warm!"

My heart screamed, "You bloody motherf*cker.."



Slapped the green board to mark my reach at 4095.2 m. And yeah, 8 is now my magic number again.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

From KL to KK

His Excellency Muar Taiko, Shawn Ong Wei Shen is now at Kota Kinabalu, sipping Carlsberg in Waterfront, bed.

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I am proud to host His Excellency in my house for an undetermined period of time.



He had 2 cups and was steady all along. He enjoyed his first time watching live band.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Thursday, January 7, 2010

10 Honest Things About Me

I'm saying the truth.
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kahling, I need to cut it shorter.

  1. I have just got home from birthday dinner.
  2. I am still in bankers and leather shoes.
  3. I am still wearing my socks.
  4. I am in my room.
  5. I am sleepy.
  6. I am tired.
  7. I am yet to iron my shirt for tomorrow.
  8. I am yet to shower.
  9. I am yet to lock the grill.
  10. I am yet to dry my laundry in the machine.
I am going to shower and sleep.

p/s : Happy birthday soh poh..

**Updated 8/1/10 - And I reached office 1.5 hrs later today coz kahling tagged me!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Paintball

Last man standing in Kinarut.
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A head-shot and 4 other close-range shot leaving blood oozing out.

Samarang team, damn you~~ I'll have my revenge next time! hahahahaha















p/s : Life's kinda good when I stop flying.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Roadtrip

Drove to Simpang Mengayau with a bunch of friends.
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I've reached the tip of Borneo!!



It was after I missed every single intersections because I am over the speed limit.

And I get a new nickname for it; Mat Simpang.





Not forgetting the two compulsory pose.

Here's my Sabah bible map/page. I will cover all these places in my 5 years here.


Map credit to : Sabah Travel Guide

BTW how much does it cost to rent a 4WD per day? I have a little thought of getting dirty with muds at Maliau Basin Lost World.